From the AP:

Meet Monster Pig. An 11-year-old Alabama boy used a pistol to kill a wild hog his father says weighed a staggering 1,051 pounds and measured 9-feet-4 from the tip of its snout to the base of its tail. Think hams as big as car tires.

A pistol? This gigantic thing was taken out by a pistol? If I was that boy I would’ve tossed the gun in the woods and told everyone I killed it with my bare hands. I mean, I really would’ve killed it with my bare hands, just saying that the kid probably couldn’t, even though I could, the kid couldn’t, but I would’ve. Was that a run on sentence?